Pillow Princess

The Pillow Princess is a luscious, indulgent cocktail with velvety smooth flavors and a sweet, flirty finish. Light, luxurious, and effortlessly satisfying—perfect for those who love to be pampered with every sip.

Shrek Piss

The Shrek Piss is a boldly green, irreverent cocktail with a punchy, sour kick and a swampy twist of citrus and melon flavors. It’s funky, fun, and surprisingly refreshing—perfect for those brave enough to drink like an ogre.

Magic Boner Iced Tea

The Magic Boner Iced Tea is a bold, tongue-in-cheek twist on the classic Long Island, packing a punch with a potent mix of spirits, a splash of citrus, and a hint of mystery. Refreshing, electrifying, and guaranteed to raise spirits—literally.

Chaos Cocktail

The Chaos Cocktail is a wild, unpredictable mix of bold spirits and vibrant flavors that clash and complement in perfect disorder. Bursting with color and a punchy kick, it’s a drink that keeps your taste buds guessing with every sip.

Moth Man

The Moth Man is a dark, enigmatic cocktail crafted with a smoky bourbon or rum base, layered with rich blackberry liqueur, a hint of absinthe for an otherworldly edge, and a dash of bitters. Finished with a citrus twist, it’s hauntingly bold and unforgettable.

The Prideful Lion

The Prideful Lion is a bold, spirited cocktail featuring spiced rum or whiskey, bright citrus, and a touch of honey or ginger syrup for warmth. A dash of bitters adds depth, while an orange twist crowns it with a regal, vibrant finish.

Cota's Dirty Bath Water

Cota's Dirty Bath Water is a mischievous muddle of murky goodness, looking questionably questionable but tasting ridiculously refreshing. With a splash of chaos and a dash of “are you sure that’s safe?”, it’s the kind of drink that makes you laugh, sip, and wonder what exactly you’ve gotten yourself into.

Nectar of the Void

A tall, enigmatic cocktail swirling with deep violet and midnight hues, served in a slender crystal glass. Blackberries rest on the rim like a crown, while a faint, shimmering mist curls upward from the surface, hinting at arcane secrets. Each drink has a dash of voidsent aether mixed in, straight from the Queen of Troia herself.

The Reload Shot

A searing refresher to remind you just how alive you are. Concocted from a blend of tequila, spicy cognac, 6 grains of gunpowder and a mint topper. Exactly what you'd expect a man with a gunblade to have with breakfast.

Barney On Acid

The Barney On Acid shot is a bold, electric mix of fruity sweetness with a sharp, tangy kick. Its vibrant purple hue and wild flavor combo make it a party favorite—smooth, punchy, and just a little bit chaotic.

Softboy Slammer

A smooth, playful mix of vanilla vodka, strawberry liqueur, and a splash of cream, topped with a hint of cotton candy sweetness. Bold, charming, and irresistibly soft—just like its namesake.

The Dripping Creampie

The Man Nut shot is a bold and fruity explosion of tropical flavors, blending coconut rum, banana liqueur, and a splash of pineapple juice for a sweet, smooth, and playful experience. Topped with a hint of whipped cream, it’s the perfect shot to add some sass and flavor to your night!

HRT

"Cheers to transitions, transformations, and thriving."
This shot is a toast to authenticity — a fierce, fabulous mix that honors the journey, the joy, and the power of living your truth. Raise your glass to euphoria in liquid form.

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IGN: Faelyn Valens (Dynamis/Maduin)
Styles: Hardstyle, House, Trance, Industrial, Bass House, Metal, Rock
Twitch Link: https://www.twitch.tv/djcryptid
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About: Hello, everyone! I'm DJ Cryptid! When I'm not DJing, I'm Gposing, Gaming, Making Videos, Drawing, or Writing! I'm super chill, laid back, and love meeting new people! Those close to me would say that I'm a bit airheaded, a goober, and really shy, but that doesn't stop me from giving my all in everything I do! Especially if it means that I can bring joy to others!

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Styles: Dark Trap, EDM, Deathstep, Dubstep, Horror Rap
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About: I've been DJing on FFXIV since October 2022. I've played with a number of DJs including Swage, DJ Yams and plenty of other wonderful DJs. Swage personally taught me a few things back in 2023 one on one which really drove me to be the best DJ I could be. I DJ now for clubs that request me directly or I just DJ for fun. It is a hobby of mine and I don't think it's going anywhere.

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